- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are flowers.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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