- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A Pakistani news reader.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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