- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Badabing.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats white jizz

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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