Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

the WNBA

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

The chickens have become self-aware!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Hi, my name is Jake.

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