WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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