NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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