What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Soccer...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Major League Soccer

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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