What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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