What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Anti Joke

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