- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

ask me if im a door yes

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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