- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

antonio has a penis head.lol

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

A fat guy!

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