Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Set up Punch line.

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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