- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Women's rights.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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