- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Women's Rights

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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