What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Christ is a conspiracy

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Morning wood.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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