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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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