A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Connor is homo

why are black people so fast? because there black

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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