What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

i have yougurt mit traktor

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

2 black kids walk into school

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Cancer

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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