Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Anti Joke

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