If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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