- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

The holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

what looks like a banana? a penis

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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