Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

European on my shoes, buddy.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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