What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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