What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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