Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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