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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Donald Trump

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Pickle

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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