Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Michael Brown

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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