Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Who. Who who? "My name ism't really who, it's Thomas. I thought it'd be funny if I made you say who who, as though imitating an owl. However, I understand that childish jokes like that are not funny and if anything stupid and immature. I am sorry for wasting your time. I will go continue my solitary life alone in a crappy tenement... Damn government. They have money to fight wars against foreign countries and yet no money goes to feeding the poor. Do you think life of easy for me loving like this?! I'm such a lost cause not even my own parents want to see me! And I'll be damned if they're still alive. A dad who beat me and got drunk even night, and a mom with breast cancer"(Thomas, overwhelmed, proceeds to have a mental breakdown). The man at the door comes out to comfort him. "It's alright man. i'll help you out." He let's Jeffrey stay with him for the next four months. They both get raped by a T-Rex.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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