- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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