- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

I literally died laughing

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