Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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