What do you do at a club? You club.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Good afternoon.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

if you don't like this you're gay

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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