What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Moral

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

AIDS.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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