Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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