Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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You sick fiend

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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