Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Justin with a hat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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