- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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