- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

u know whats a crime? rape

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