- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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