- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Neil is a reterd.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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