what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Feminism

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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