A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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