Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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A shark ate your mom

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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haha

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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