What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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