What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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