- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

I was watching Fox news.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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