- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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