why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Oh s***

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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If life gives you lemonade.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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