- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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