- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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