A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Knock knock Go away

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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