What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

ask me if im a door yes

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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