- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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