- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What hurts like hell? HELL

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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