- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

The queen having a shit

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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