- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

ask me if im a door yes

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