"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Justin beiber..

Then none of us want to be right.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

wanna hear a joke? i dont

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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