- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A American seeking into mexico

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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