What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

field day?

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

I like that, but why am I happy?

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

8=> >->-o

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

rent a cops

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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