- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why was the man sad His got raped

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call your mom? Mom

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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