- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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