- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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