- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

I'm gay.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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