How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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batman has diarrhea

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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