- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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