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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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