- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ure mama's so fat

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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