- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Gordon Brown smiles.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??