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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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