- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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