- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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