What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

i just pooped that is all!

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Please don't shoot me

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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