- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??