- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Golf.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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