- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A woman wears a dress.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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