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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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