- Anti Joke

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Sloths

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.