- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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