Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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