- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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