- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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