- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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A seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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