Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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