Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What is 9+10? 19

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

u suck

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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