- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Rebecca Black sings a song.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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