A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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13 =B you just learned something

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Penis

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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