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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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