what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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cats are pussies

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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