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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

if you don't like this you're gay

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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