- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

A seal walks into a club.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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