- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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