- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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