- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Knock Knock Who did that?

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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