- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's long and black The unemployment line

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Feminism

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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