Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Call of Duty is a good game.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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