Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Who's on first? Garvey.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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