- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

if you don't like this you're gay

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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