Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Basically

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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