- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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