- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Cliterus

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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