- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

SUCK MY NUTS

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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