- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

My jeans

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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