Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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