- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Terry has ebola

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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