What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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