What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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Youre mom is so dead...

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How about that airline food?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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