Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

My Butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

how man

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Ily bae

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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