get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A muslim walks into a gun shop

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Ily bae

how man

My Butthole.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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