Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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