what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Anti Joke

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