What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Basically

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Anti Joke

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