Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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