Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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