Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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#Getweird

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Your sex life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Women's rights.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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