- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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