Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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