How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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This is a joke.

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Sex

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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