- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call an arab ?

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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