Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What's big and long? My dick.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A man walks into a bar. Ow

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Matthew Wyckoff

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's 9+10 Ebola

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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