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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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