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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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