- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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