.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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whats 7+4? 74

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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