knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Your sex life.

#Getweird

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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