J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Ham sandwich

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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