- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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