- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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