- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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