Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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