A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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