- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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