- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

PENIS that is all

Sir, your wife is dead

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

I'm so punny.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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