A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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