- Anti Joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

whats green and slimy? green slim

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.