- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Praise Paisley

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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