What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Vagina cream... end of story

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Black people in Camden NJ.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

the NAACP

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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