why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Title IX

Gus's mom

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Your sex life.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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